MAchine inventd 2

MAchine inventd 2
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Jan, 17 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     918 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
What is D diff. betwn a Secretary&a Personal Secretary? Secretary says,"Good Morning Sir"&Personal Secretary says,"Oh my God!Its morninG sir.
What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything
Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!
Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…
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Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I'm getting married. I'm tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear." The other one says, "I'm getting divorced for the same reasons."
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
WIFE: What Should I Get FOR U FROM London? HUS: A BRITISH Girl! She Left Quietly. On Her Return. HUS: My Gift? WIFE: Honey,Wait For 9Month.