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Mr.bean said to his GirlFriend"I luv u"& fell down. Again Told"I luv u"&fell down.Girl: y u r doing like this? Mr.bean: I am falling in love
  
Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1467 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife: I hate the
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What is D diff.
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He said... Do
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Why there are
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