Customer: Waiter,

Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

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In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir

What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

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Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

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