Customer: Waiter,

Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Jan, 17 2012 127 chars (1 sms) 1614 views Jokes > English Jokes

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