Customer: Waiter,

Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

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I asked my wife,

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Teacher:"Now,

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2 sardar soldiers

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Dad:Why aren't

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