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Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
  
Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     1412 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A boy saw a
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Q:There is always
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Teache Give An
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Sir:B quiet boys
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Q:Define a true
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Men who have
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when u kiss an
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Wife: I hate the
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What does Santa
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