Customer: Waiter,

Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

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Q: Why do brides

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A Student goes

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Man1: I do not

Man1: I do not want to marry bcoz I m afraid of woman.Man2: Get married soon, then u'll b afraid of only 1 woman n start loving other

Wife:Wherever we

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TEACHER : What a pair

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Man: Whisper those

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

Teache Give An

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Man:I'm looking

Man:I'm looking for a book-"How to control ur wife"...Salesman:Sorry, we Don't Sell Fiction

What does Santa

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Man receives telegram:

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Lady2Doc:let

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Man-i want a divorce

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