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Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
  
Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     1253 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why dogs don't
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Doctor, doctor, will
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Wife: I hate the
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DAD TO SON: When
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Husband:You know
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Man-i want a divorce
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Somu:2day my
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Q: If a Devil catches
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Hus: Do you know
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A man phones a
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