Girl to her boyfriend:

Girl to her boyfriend:
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
  

Jan, 17 2012     98 chars (1 sms)     866 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Elephant &Ant were walking on a bridgeThen D elephant lookd down 2the river Sudenly ant Bited D elephant.Why?Bcoz ants wife was bathing in D river.
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DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush
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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college
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A new Boy joins class_ He finds two Boys similar in appearance. Asks one of them Are you both twins...? Boy replies No. We are neighbour