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A lady gave an
A lady gave an advertisement in the classifieds : "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a 100 letters. They all said da same thing : "U can have mine"
  
Jan, 17 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     1032 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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FATHEHow r ur
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Man receives telegram:
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Mr.bean said to
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A Student goes
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A heart Melting
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Man asks God:
Man asks God: Y did u make women so beautiful? God: So that u can luv her. Man: Y did u make her so stupid? God: So that she can luv u...
Lady:Is this my
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Husband: Today is
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A new Boy joins
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