Man calls mental

Man calls mental
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!
  

Jan, 17 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     2218 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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