Q: If a devil

Q: If a devil
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
  

Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     936 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
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Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.