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Q: If a devil
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
  
Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     922 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Do you believe that
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A drunk was
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teachewat is the
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Elephant &Ant were
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What is the height of mixed
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Husband:You know
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da cocktail party
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
First Lady-"If
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FATHEHow r ur
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Father: What was
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
Young Son: Is it
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