Q: If a devil

Q: If a devil
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
  

Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1007 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
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