TEACHER : “George Washington

TEACHER : “George Washington
TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”
  

Jan, 17 2012     211 chars (2 sms)     944 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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