A pregnant lady

A pregnant lady
A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..
  

Jan, 17 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     1115 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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