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A pregnant lady
A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..
  
Jan, 17 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     1177 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Principal 2 students
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Doctor, doctor, will
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
Husband:You know
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
Q: Why did the
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
I asked my wife,
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Father: What was
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
History TeacheFrom
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Why does history
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
Teacher: Sonu, your
Teacher: Sonu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Sonu: No, teacher, it's the same dog
What do you
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A Grl & a Boy
A Grl & a Boy were sitting alone.D Boy started touching D grl.Grl:dnt touch me,All this only aftr marriage. Boy:Ok,call me aftr marriage.
Sardar to Mali :
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