da cocktail party

da cocktail party
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
  

Jan, 17 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     3675 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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