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da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
  
Jan, 17 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     3713 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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