Why there are

Why there are
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream "Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other - "Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."
  

Jan, 17 2012     171 chars (2 sms)     778 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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