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Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

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Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

Lady1:"What do u think bout husbands?" Lady2:"They r like OWLS..!" Lady1:"How?"Lady2:"They see good things in their wives only in the night.

Wats d Diff btwn own Wife & Other's Wife..??Own Wife is CHOCLATE can have Any Time..Other's Wife is like ICECREAM should have Immediately

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

Sir:Can ppl tell the future with cards?Sam:My mom can.Sir:Really?Sam:1 look at my report card n she wll tel me wot happens whn dad gets home

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

indian- i have 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u? American-i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

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