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Father: What was
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
  
Jan, 17 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     814 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Hello My son
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Men who have
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Girl to her boyfriend:
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Wife:Honey wht
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A sardar was
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Teachefour beautiful ladies
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Man to Doc:Is
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DAD TO SON: When
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An AMERICAN couple on
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Dad : Son, what
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