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Father: What was
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
  

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Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor. Actor:what if i die? director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Boss: Drive slow. Driver: But sir, u said you want to reach the hospital fast. Boss: Yes, but not as a patient..
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”