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Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
  

Jan, 17 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     1015 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Doc & engg loved d same girl. Engg before going out of station for a week gave 7 apples to the girl. Why? B'coz an apple a day keeps doctor away
T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
“Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
Two friends, who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street. "Who are you working for now?" asked the first. "Same people," answered the other. "My wife and four children."
A guy told his friend, “My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling.” So the friend asks, “Is your name kidding?” The guy says, “That’s my brother’s name and I am joking.”
What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!