Wats d Diff btwn own Wife

Wats d Diff btwn own Wife & Other's Wife..??Own Wife is CHOCLATE can have Any Time..Other's Wife is like ICECREAM should have Immediately

Jan, 17 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 843 views Jokes > English Jokes

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