Wats d Diff btwn own Wife

Wats d Diff btwn own Wife
Wats d Diff btwn own Wife & Other's Wife..??Own Wife is CHOCLATE can have Any Time..Other's Wife is like ICECREAM should have Immediately
  

Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     802 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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