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One day a man
One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
  
Jan, 17 2012     166 chars (2 sms)     844 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Somu:2day my
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Husband to wife
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I bought my wife
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Author: "I'm convinced
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