Q:Why most men

Q:Why most men
Q:Why most men prefer to kiss women's lips? Ans:Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth.
  

Jan, 17 2012     111 chars (1 sms)     1089 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother."
A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"