Raj: Meet my

Raj: Meet my
Raj: Meet my wife Divya. Ajay: Oh, I know her... Raj: How? Ajay: We had been sleeping together. Raj: What the Hell? Ajay: 10 years ago, in our History classes..
  

Jan, 17 2012     160 chars (1 sms)     1406 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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