First Lady-"If

First Lady-"If
First Lady-"If you dont love your husband why dont you divorce him???"2nd Lady-Oh I hate him so much that I dont want to see him haappy
  

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Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What 'So? Which platform are u working on?
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
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The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..
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A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty "Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."
Two friends, who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street. "Who are you working for now?" asked the first. "Same people," answered the other. "My wife and four children."
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything