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First Lady-"If
First Lady-"If you dont love your husband why dont you divorce him???"2nd Lady-Oh I hate him so much that I dont want to see him haappy
  
Jan, 17 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     1260 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man:I'm looking
Man:I'm looking for a book-"How to control ur wife"...Salesman:Sorry, we Don't Sell Fiction
Q:There is always
Q:There is always a sign board'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,bt never near girls college.Why? Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!
Boy: Mummy, if
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
Man runs home
Man runs home shouting pack your bags honey, i just won 10 million in lottery. wife: Do i pack for beach or Resort ? Man : Who cares? just pack and get lost.
Q. What do men
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
What did Tarzan say
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
A police recruit was
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
A lady had 8 sons
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
Dad:Why aren't
Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth
Q:Define a true
Q:Define a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes.
Sardar to Mali :
Sardar to Mali : Go and water the garden. Mali : It's raining outside. Sardar : Bloody don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.
tom enters kitchen
tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly

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