First Lady-"If

First Lady-"If
First Lady-"If you dont love your husband why dont you divorce him???"2nd Lady-Oh I hate him so much that I dont want to see him haappy
  

Jan, 17 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     1332 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Two Cockroach were Hospitalized for Injuries... 1st asked:How come here,BAYGON..? 2nd said:No Man,PARAGON..
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?They must be widows of the dead ones.
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
Teacher : If u have 12 chocolates u gv 5 to Leena,3 to Tina,4 to Meena, den what wil u get? Student: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS
TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12 CHOCOLATES U GV 5 TO LEENA,3 TO TINA,4 TO MEENA, DEN WHAT WIL U GET? STUDENT: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
An AMERICAN couple on african safari. Suddenly a huge lion springs up n seizes d wife wit its giant jaws.. Wife: "Shoot!, shoot for Christ's sake!" Hus: "I can't! I hav run out of film."