Do you believe that

Do you believe that
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
  

Jan, 17 2012     112 chars (1 sms)     995 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
Thief : quickly hand over your purse I have a gun Lady : here take it Thief : ha! ha! no bullets in my gun. Lady : ha! ha! no money in my purse
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