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Do you believe that
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
  
Jan, 17 2012     112 chars (1 sms)     877 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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I asked my wife,
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Son: Mummy, dad
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One day a man
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What is D diff.
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A sardar on an i
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Wife: Why are
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Do you believe that
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
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