Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

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Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything

*A young accountant stayed late at the office day after day. Finally, the boss called him in and asked for an explanation. "Well, you see sir," he stammered, "my wife works, too-- and if I get home before she does, I have to cook the dinner."

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A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed." When do we get started?"…

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What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

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