Teachewhich book

Teachewhich book is d most helpful book in ur life? : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Student:My DAD'S Cheque book!

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A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.

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