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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
  
Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     935 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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