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What is the height of mixed
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
  
Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     1335 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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First Lady-"If
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Lady1:"What do
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Teacher:The best
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Man: Whisper those
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Sir:B quiet boys
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Mr A: my wife
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU
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Girl: Do U love
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Santa's wife dies.
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