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What is the height of mixed
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
  
Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     928 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A father to his
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1st thief:Oh !
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