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What is the height of mixed
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
  
Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     1517 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife going to Wife
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What do u call i
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Why does history
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School girl : I
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Why there are
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When I was young
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Teacher:2rrow thr
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A police recruit was
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