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What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

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What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

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Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

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TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.

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