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What is the height of mixed
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
  
Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     1052 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife:Wherever we
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What do u call i
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Man-i want a divorce
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da cocktail party
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Two flies order
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Young Son: Is it
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When I was young
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Commerce professor
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Man1: I do not
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A pathan want 2
A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend
A police recruit was
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

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