After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..

Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..

A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.

Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"

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Stalking into a police station late one night, a man demands to speak to the burglar who broke into his home. "Sorry,that's against the rule," says the desk sergeant."You didn't get it," says the man."I need to know how he got in without waking my wife."