Two beggars met.

Two beggars met.
Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What 'So? Which platform are u working on?
  

Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     965 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens
*A young accountant stayed late at the office day after day. Finally, the boss called him in and asked for an explanation. "Well, you see sir," he stammered, "my wife works, too-- and if I get home before she does, I have to cook the dinner."
A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother."
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Sir:B quiet boys!I hav a bad headache Sdent:Why dont u do wot mum Does whn she has a headache?Sir:Whats tht?Sdent:She sends us out to paly
2 sardar soldiers captured a pakistani, gave him dice & said, if u get 1,2,3,4,5 V'll kill u! paki asks: 6 aya to? sardars: Then, throw again..
Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"