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DAD TO SON: When
DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush
  
Jan, 17 2012     146 chars (1 sms)     2412 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher:I wish
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TEACHER== Name
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Sam to Ram:Did
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Somu:2day my
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What is D diff.
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An englishman, bihari
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Boy friend is
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Boss: Drive slow.
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Sir:B quiet boys
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