DAD TO SON: When

DAD TO SON: When
DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush
  

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Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!