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DAD TO SON: When
DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush
  
Jan, 17 2012     146 chars (1 sms)     2205 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Do you want to
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Elephant &Ant were
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Pappu: Mom, when
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Man:I'm looking
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Q: Why are husbands
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What do u call i
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Boy: Mummy, if
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Why do u take
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