Stalking into a police

Stalking into a police
Stalking into a police station late one night, a man demands to speak to the burglar who broke into his home. "Sorry,that's against the rule," says the desk sergeant."You didn't get it," says the man."I need to know how he got in without waking my wife."
  

Jan, 17 2012     254 chars (2 sms)     1997 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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