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A girl comes late
A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.
  
Jan, 17 2012     119 chars (1 sms)     972 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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The definition of
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Man receives telegram:
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Doctor to lady:
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Kid: 'Mom who
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU
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What is D diff.
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Teen boy:Dad I
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Teacher : If u have
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A man phones a
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Sam to Ram:Did
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Teacher:"Now,
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Lady2Doc:let
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