An American couple

An American couple
An American couple had a black baby,The husband did not believe that it was his baby.H-Why is the baby black?Wife-U Hot,i Hot,Baby burnt.
  

Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     885 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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