teachewat is the

teachewat is the
teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama
  

Jan, 17 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     896 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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