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teachewat is the
teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama
  
Jan, 17 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     959 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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An AMERICAN couple on
An AMERICAN couple on african safari. Suddenly a huge lion springs up n seizes d wife wit its giant jaws.. Wife: "Shoot!, shoot for Christ's sake!" Hus: "I can't! I hav run out of film."
Q: If a Devil catches
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A pathan want 2
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Son: Mummy, dad
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Girl: Will you love
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
A woman was sitting
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Men who have
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Boy- From the
Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
Teache"Where is
Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.
What does Santa
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
I went to see the
I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.
In A Book Shop
In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir

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