teachewat is the

teachewat is the
teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama
  

Jan, 17 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     852 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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