Somu:2day my pocket got picked but my wif saved me raj:Did she catch d thief? Somu:No man!She often removes most of d cash frm my Pocket

Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !

Question Girl : Do you love me ? Boy : Yes Dear Girl : Would you die for me ? Boy : No, mine is undying love!

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

A lady gave an advertisement in the classifieds : "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a 100 letters. They all said da same thing : "U can have mine"

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Wife: Im ashamed of the way we live; papa pays the house rent, my brother sends food and clothing, aunty pays our electric and water bills and my friend Sheela buys us movie tickets.I dont like to complain but now its too much. Husband: U shud be ashamed; uve still got 1 sister and 2 brothers, who dont send us even a single penny.

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.