Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

Height of kanjoosi: A Sindhi's house has caught Fire & he is giving Missed Calls to the Fire Station..!

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

Srdr : What is the Guarantee for this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Wife going to Wife returns. Husband:-where is my gift? Wife:-wait 4 9months. London. Wife:-Do u want anything from England? Husband:-ya... English girl.

Elephant &Ant were walking on a bridgeThen D elephant lookd down 2the river Sudenly ant Bited D elephant.Why?Bcoz ants wife was bathing in D river.

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.

Wife: Im ashamed of the way we live; papa pays the house rent, my brother sends food and clothing, aunty pays our electric and water bills and my friend Sheela buys us movie tickets.I dont like to complain but now its too much. Husband: U shud be ashamed; uve still got 1 sister and 2 brothers, who dont send us even a single penny.

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.