If your wife wants

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Jan, 17 2012 61 chars (1 sms) 1464 views Jokes > English Jokes

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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

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Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.

Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential

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