If your wife wants

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

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Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

What's the quietest

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

College Joke of the

College Joke of the year:Lecture"Ur head is full of cow dung.."Student: "Oh, that's why, u eat my head everyday."-

Commerce professor

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

Movie director

Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor.Actor:what if i die?director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene

TEACHER== Name

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens

Teachefour beautiful ladies

Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.

Teache Give An

Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…

Girl: Do U love

Girl: Do U love me?Boy:'Ofcourse darling i do. Girl:Wil U luv me after marriage also? Boy:Tht depends on ur husband. If he allows Me 2 luv u.

Two flies order

Two flies order some food in a restaurant. One says: I'll take the shit with garlic. And I'll take the same, but without garlic, said the other one. I don't like to have bad breath.

Teacher:I wish

Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir

Q: Why do brides

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

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