If your wife wants

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

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College Joke of the

College Joke of the year:Lecture"Ur head is full of cow dung.."Student: "Oh, that's why, u eat my head everyday."-

Why do u take

Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

Q: Why do brides

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

Doctor to lady:

Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.

Patient: Doctor,

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, you stupid bastard!

A heart Melting

A heart Melting luv story.Girl:I Cant Marry U, my family members refused.Boy: Who r dey 2 Stop Our luv?Girl: "My husbnd & 3 CHILDREN"!

LAST NIGHT SHE

LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO

Teacher:2rrow thr

Teacher:2rrow thr ll b a lecture on D Sun.U must all attend Raju:I'll nt b able 2 mak it Sir.Teachr:y?Raju:Mom ll nt let me go so far

Husband says"When

Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".

What is the next

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

Why r Egyptian

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

Girl: Do U love

Girl: Do U love me?Boy:'Ofcourse darling i do. Girl:Wil U luv me after marriage also? Boy:Tht depends on ur husband. If he allows Me 2 luv u.

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