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A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy : "B Com final year...And U ??"
  
Jan, 17 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     1248 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What is the height of mixed
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
Try this ,its fun
Try this ,its fun Go to msg Select New msg activate T9 (or dictionary as in your mobile) & type these keys... 4#260#2#3665#42#42#42# try now and do re....
Man-i want a divorce
Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!
There was this lover
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
Srdr : What is the
Srdr : What is the Guarantee for this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow
Wife was teaching
Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-
A pathan want 2
A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend
Technical question:
Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes
Police to a drunkard:
Police to a drunkard: Where are you going? Man: To listen to a lecture on the ill effects of drinking, on health. Pol: Who'll lecture at Midnite? Man:My wife,.
Wife: Darling today
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
young girl praying:
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
Teen boy:Dad I
Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14

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