judge-what you

judge-what you
judge-what you do? prisnor-This & that judge-where you live? prisnor-here&there judge(to policeman)-Arrest him. prisnor-when i will come out judge-sooner&later
  

Jan, 17 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     899 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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somu:mobile bill kitna hai? Callcentre gal:just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. somu:abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka.
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Teachewhich book is d most helpful book in ur life? : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Student:My DAD'S Cheque book!
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up from the table and said, "I have to go back to the office. I forgot to lock the safe!" "What are you worried about?" the other said. "We're both here."
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.