judge-what you

judge-what you
judge-what you do? prisnor-This & that judge-where you live? prisnor-here&there judge(to policeman)-Arrest him. prisnor-when i will come out judge-sooner&later
  

Jan, 17 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     1563 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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FathWhich r d 2 hardest things U learnt in College?Son: Opening Beer botles wth teeth & Lighting Cigarete wth only 1 Match Left In Heavy wind!
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly
judge-what you do? prisnor-This & that judge-where you live? prisnor-here&there judge(to policeman)-Arrest him. prisnor-when i will come out judge-sooner&later
A sardar was always teasing his wife "Teen bachon ki maa". One day she got angry & teased him back "ek bache ka baap
Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Q:Why most men prefer to kiss women's lips? Ans:Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth.
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes