judge-what you

judge-what you
judge-what you do? prisnor-This & that judge-where you live? prisnor-here&there judge(to policeman)-Arrest him. prisnor-when i will come out judge-sooner&later
  

Jan, 17 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     1327 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens
A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed." When do we get started?"…
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
FATHEHow r ur grades, son?SON: Under water, Dad.FATHEUnder water? What do u mean?SON: They're below C level.
TeacheHarbhajan is male or female? Student: Female. TeacheHow? Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"
I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.
Two flies order some food in a restaurant. One says: I'll take the shit with garlic. And I'll take the same, but without garlic, said the other one. I don't like to have bad breath.
Man:I'm looking for a book-"How to control ur wife"...Salesman:Sorry, we Don't Sell Fiction
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!