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Mr. Verma got the
Mr. Verma got the following letter: If u dont send Rs.2 lakhs within 3 days time, we will kidnap ur wife.To this, he sent the following reply: I m very sorry,I cant fulfill ur demand, but I m sure u ll keep up ur promise.
  
Jan, 17 2012     221 chars (2 sms)     1413 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why do u take
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Q: What did the
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What is D diff.
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Driver:is der no
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Principal 2 students
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Hello My son
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