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I bought my wife
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."
  
Jan, 17 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     1040 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher:"Now,
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FATHEHow r ur
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Patient: Doctor,
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Wife:Yester-night
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Why dogs don't
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Gal: Do u have
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Why do elephants
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
Q:Why most men
Q:Why most men prefer to kiss women's lips? Ans:Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth.
Do you believe that
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
What did Tarzan say
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
Q: Why are husbands
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