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I bought my wife
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."
  
Jan, 17 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     1258 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Principal 2 students
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Men who have
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Teen boy:Dad I
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Dad : Son, what
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Man1: I do not
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Patient: Doctor,
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Girl: Will you love
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