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I bought my wife
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."
  
Jan, 17 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     1275 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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LAST NIGHT SHE
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Boy: Y did Gandhiji
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A teacher was
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked young Johnny, he said, "My father's dead, Miss." "Oh, I am sorry, Johnny. In that case, what did he do before he died?" "He went blue and collapsed."
Frnd1: u have
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Teachewhich book
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Every man wants
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Q:Why most men
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What did one magnet
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Man: Whisper those
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