Teacher: Johny,

Teacher: Johny,
Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
  

Jan, 17 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     1015 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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