Teacher: Johny,

Teacher: Johny,
Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
  

Jan, 17 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     2173 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!
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Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home