Tcher: How Old

Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

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Lady2Doc:let

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I bought my wife

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Hello My son

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First Lady-"If

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I asked my wife,

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History TeacheFrom

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What does Santa

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Every man wants

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

Wife going to Wife

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Height of kanjoosi:

Height of kanjoosi: A Sindhi's house has caught Fire & he is giving Missed Calls to the Fire Station..!

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