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Tcher: How Old
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
  
Jan, 17 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     2422 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Mr.bean said to
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Teacher: Now, Johny
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Q: Why are husbands
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The definition of
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Q: What did the
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Boy friend is
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Two beggars met.
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Q: Why do brides
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Boy- From the
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