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Tcher: How Old
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
  
Jan, 17 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     2243 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Two men were
Two men were talking at a party. "I," said the first,"only believe half of what people tell me." "Why ?" "I'm a lawyer." "I believe twice what people tell me." "What are you ?" "A tax inspector."
A boy goes to
A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD
Lady:Is this my
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A sardar was
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Husband says"When
Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".
What's the quietest
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Q. What do men
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
Men who have
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Driver:is der no
Driver:is der no tree on dis road?Passengr:Sir,u r so great,I lik ur social mind.Drivr:Stupid,bus's brake has failed
T'CHER:What do
T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
Commerce professor
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
Husband to wife
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

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