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Tcher: How Old
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
  
Jan, 17 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     1088 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Principal 2 students
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Lady2Doc:let
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Q: Why did the
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Why dogs don't
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When I was young
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Teacher:I wish
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
What is the next
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
tom enters kitchen
tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly
Wife was teaching
Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-
humne suna hai ishq
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Why do elephants
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An American couple
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