What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

Elephant &Ant were walking on a bridgeThen D elephant lookd down 2the river Sudenly ant Bited D elephant.Why?Bcoz ants wife was bathing in D river.

Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor.Actor:what if i die?director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene

Sir:B quiet boys!I hav a bad headache Sdent:Why dont u do wot mum Does whn she has a headache?Sir:Whats tht?Sdent:She sends us out to paly

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you? Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"