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Tcher: How Old
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
  
Jan, 17 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     1266 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Sir:Can ppl
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da cocktail party
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A little kid asks
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indian- i have
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Two Cockroach were
Two Cockroach were Hospitalized for Injuries... 1st asked:How come here,BAYGON..? 2nd said:No Man,PARAGON..
I bought my wife
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What do u call i
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