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Tcher: How Old
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
  
Jan, 17 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     1273 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What is the next
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What is the height of mixed
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Doctor, doctor, will
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Man to Doc:Is
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A boy goes to
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