Tcher: How Old

Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

Boy:My Gf broke

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Q: Why did the

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Boy: Mummy, if

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