Tcher: How Old

Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

Jan, 17 2012 122 chars (1 sms) 1146 views Jokes > English Jokes

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Gal: Do u have

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Try this ,its fun

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Lady sitting on

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somu:mobile bill kitna

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Husband to wife

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Dad:Why aren't

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I went to see the

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

LAST NIGHT SHE

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Man: God, how

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Teacher: "Can anybody

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When I was young

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Father: What was

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