Wife going to Wife

Wife going to Wife returns. Husband:-where is my gift? Wife:-wait 4 9months. London. Wife:-Do u want anything from England? Husband:-ya... English girl.

Jan, 17 2012 152 chars (1 sms) 1362 views Jokes > English Jokes

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Boy: I am not

Boy: I am not rich like akash, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about akash.

Girl to her boyfriend:

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

tom enters kitchen

tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly

Q: If a devil

Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

Every man wants

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

FathWhich r d 2

FathWhich r d 2 hardest things U learnt in College?Son: Opening Beer botles wth teeth & Lighting Cigarete wth only 1 Match Left In Heavy wind!

2 sardar soldiers

2 sardar soldiers captured a pakistani, gave him dice & said, if u get 1,2,3,4,5 V'll kill u! paki asks: 6 aya to? sardars: Then, throw again..

A police recruit was

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

Father: What was

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

Srdr : What is the

Srdr : What is the Guarantee for this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow

Q:Define a true

Q:Define a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes.

TeacheHarbhajan is

TeacheHarbhajan is male or female? Student: Female. TeacheHow? Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"

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