Wife going to Wife

Wife going to Wife
Wife going to Wife returns. Husband:-where is my gift? Wife:-wait 4 9months. London. Wife:-Do u want anything from England? Husband:-ya... English girl.
  

Jan, 17 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     1239 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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