Wife going to Wife

Wife going to Wife returns. Husband:-where is my gift? Wife:-wait 4 9months. London. Wife:-Do u want anything from England? Husband:-ya... English girl.

Jan, 17 2012 152 chars (1 sms) 1280 views Jokes > English Jokes

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Pappu: Mom, when

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A little kid asks

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“Me sick, no

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I bought my wife

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."

Hello My son

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A sardar on an i

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

Girl: When we get

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Sardar to Mali :

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A Student goes

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2 sardar soldiers

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