Dad: if u Pass i

Dad: if u Pass i
Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.Son: if i fail?Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.Son: why?Dad: To Open Cycle Shop.
  

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.