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Jan, 17 2012     94 chars (1 sms)     939 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-
when u kiss an american girl she says kiss me hard,when u kiss a british girl she say kiss me slow,but when u kiss an indian girl she says kisay nu na dasi
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens
Wife going to Wife returns. Husband:-where is my gift? Wife:-wait 4 9months. London. Wife:-Do u want anything from England? Husband:-ya... English girl.
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
Raj: Meet my wife Divya. Ajay: Oh, I know her... Raj: How? Ajay: We had been sleeping together. Raj: What the Hell? Ajay: 10 years ago, in our History classes..
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy