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Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
  

Jan, 17 2012     94 chars (1 sms)     953 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!Husband: Why??Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
TeacheHarbhajan is male or female? Student: Female. TeacheHow? Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
Teachewhich book is d most helpful book in ur life? : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Student:My DAD'S Cheque book!
A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going? I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism. At night? And who will give a lecture?My wife and mother-in-law!
Man:I'm looking for a book-"How to control ur wife"...Salesman:Sorry, we Don't Sell Fiction
TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU : I is… TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” PAPPU : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”