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Why dogs don't
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
  
Jan, 17 2012     71 chars (1 sms)     731 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Sir:Can ppl
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A Grl & a Boy
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TeacheHow come you
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TEACHER== Name
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Husband:You know
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Lady2Doc:let
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Girl to her boyfriend:
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Q: What did the
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T'CHER:What do
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