Husband:You know

Husband:You know
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
  

Jan, 17 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     957 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A guy told his friend, “My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling.” So the friend asks, “Is your name kidding?” The guy says, “That’s my brother’s name and I am joking.”
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Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!