Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream "Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other - "Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."

DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

Wife going to Wife returns. Husband:-where is my gift? Wife:-wait 4 9months. London. Wife:-Do u want anything from England? Husband:-ya... English girl.

Author: "I'm convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me." Friend: "What makes you think so?" Author: "Ten of them have refused the same story."

Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's Rs 1000. Patient: One thousand for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like