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Height of technical
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1280 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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History TeacheFrom
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Whats the height
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What did one magnet
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
Man: God, how
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Husband 1: Why
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Why r Egyptian
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
Man to Doc:Is
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Honey, when we
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Doctor, doctor, will
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
Two friends, who
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Movie director:in
Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor. Actor:what if i die? director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
Technical question:
Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes

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