Height of technical

Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!

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A girl phoned

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

T'CHER:What do

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

Why do elephants

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

A police recruit was

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

He said... Do

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

Why do bosses

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

A drunk was

A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed." When do we get started?"…

What does Santa

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Do you want to

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

FATHEHow r ur

FATHEHow r ur grades, son?SON: Under water, Dad.FATHEUnder water? What do u mean?SON: They're below C level.

Husband says"When

Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".

santa was looking

santa was looking very sad."Wats d matter,Srdarji?" "I lent Rs. 5Lac to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I dnt know how he looks.."

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