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Height of technical
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1042 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Son: Mummy, dad
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Gal: Do u have
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Teacher:I wish
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
Q:There is always
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Man calls mental
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!
In A Book Shop
In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir
Whats the height
Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!
Why there are
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream "Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other - "Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."
What's the quietest
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
What is D diff.
What is D diff. betwn a Secretary&a Personal Secretary? Secretary says,"Good Morning Sir"&Personal Secretary says,"Oh my God!Its morninG sir.
Santa's wife dies.
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again

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