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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything
  

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Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..
Q:Define a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes.
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!Husband: Why??Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Wife: u know, husband and wife are not allowed 2 be together in heaven!!! Husband: yes, that's y it's called heaven
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..
T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!