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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything
  

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
when u kiss an american girl she says kiss me hard,when u kiss a british girl she say kiss me slow,but when u kiss an indian girl she says kisay nu na dasi
Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!
Teachewhich book is d most helpful book in ur life? : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Student:My DAD'S Cheque book!
Girl: Do U love me?Boy:'Ofcourse darling i do. Girl:Wil U luv me after marriage also? Boy:Tht depends on ur husband. If he allows Me 2 luv u.