Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

A new Boy joins class_ He finds two Boys similar in appearance. Asks one of them Are you both twins...? Boy replies No. We are neighbour

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan

TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU : I is… TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” PAPPU : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.

Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..

A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD

Stalking into a police station late one night, a man demands to speak to the burglar who broke into his home. "Sorry,that's against the rule," says the desk sergeant."You didn't get it," says the man."I need to know how he got in without waking my wife."

Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth