Doc & engg loved

Doc & engg loved
Doc & engg loved d same girl. Engg before going out of station for a week gave 7 apples to the girl. Why? B'coz an apple a day keeps doctor away
  

Jan, 17 2012     144 chars (1 sms)     890 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
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Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-
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He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!