School girl : I

School girl : I dont want to take SEX EDUCATION class Teacher : Why not? School girl : Someone told me FINAL EXAM would be oral!

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Devdas’s matrimonial

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A girl phoned

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Why dogs don't

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LAST NIGHT SHE

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Wife: u know,

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Whats the height

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Boy & girl in

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Elephant &Ant were

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TeacheHarbhajan is

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WIFE: What Should

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Boss: (to employee) -

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