Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

Mr. Verma got the following letter: If u dont send Rs.2 lakhs within 3 days time, we will kidnap ur wife.To this, he sent the following reply: I m very sorry,I cant fulfill ur demand, but I m sure u ll keep up ur promise.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."

Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'

Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world s largest Waterfalls and the sound intensity of the Waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing cant be heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra falls??

Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!

Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.

Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.