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A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother."
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1087 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Commerce professor
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Teen boy:Dad I
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What is D diff.
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A little kid asks
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Two men were
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Can I go to
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santa was looking
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Mr A: my wife
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In A Book Shop
In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir
Movie director:in
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Teacher:The best
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