A company held a

A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother."

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A Gujju boy fillin an application form Gets confused n asks dad:whats MOTHER TONGUE ?dad said: VERY LONG.

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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !

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Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.

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Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

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