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Q:There is always a sign board'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,bt never near girls college.Why? Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!
  
Jan, 17 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1131 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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