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Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
  
Jan, 17 2012     212 chars (2 sms)     802 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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