There are Three

There are Three
There are Three Scientist Come together to Make AeroPlain 1 from U.S.A. 2 from Japan & 3 from India. The American Scientist arranged for Necessary Raw Materials Then Japanis Scientis Assembeled the Plain At Last Indian Scientis paint on the plain i.e Made in India
  

Jan, 17 2012     264 chars (2 sms)     1428 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
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Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream "Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other - "Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."
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