There are Three

There are Three
There are Three Scientist Come together to Make AeroPlain 1 from U.S.A. 2 from Japan & 3 from India. The American Scientist arranged for Necessary Raw Materials Then Japanis Scientis Assembeled the Plain At Last Indian Scientis paint on the plain i.e Made in India
  

Jan, 17 2012     264 chars (2 sms)     798 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth
Son: Mummy, dad is very honest... Mummy: How can u say that..? Son: Simple... He closes one eye whenever he sees any lady passing by...!
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Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
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What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail
Elephant &Ant were walking on a bridgeThen D elephant lookd down 2the river Sudenly ant Bited D elephant.Why?Bcoz ants wife was bathing in D river.
A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.